Attention all Cokneys!

You know how it is, you're wearing your best whistle and flute (suit) when along along comes a lady whose whistle and flute (cute) and takes an intrest in you, whistle and flute (too boot). When round the corner comes some whistle and flute (great hairy brute), whose a whistle and flute (new recruit) in his whistle and flute (salior suit) and gives her a whistle and flute (salute). Next thing you know you're whistle and flute (all by yourself in the market watching the pretty girl and the sailor walk off arm in arm and whistling a mournful ballad to yourself)!

It's happened to us all!

Well Cockneys, you're in luck:
just click here for a great site that helps you find words that rhym and you'll never have to use the same piece of rhyming slang twice in one sentence ever again. That's potpourri (a guarantee)!
And it comes recommended by Nish Nash, so that's a mark of quality if ever I Wing Chun (saw one).

Here's a poem I wrote in about 10 seconds using the site. Write your own and post it on here now!

Did you ken
when young Ben
was camping in the glen
he took up his pen
and wrote "i doth reject zen"
"for it is only when"
"I pray to the Messiah"
"I cease to be such a pariah"
"for which I'm truly grateful"
"Yay. Amen".

Benjamin

PS nothing rhymes with 'orange', seems a shame that.