This week....

"Hey everybody, it's-a me,
TV's Bruno Tonioli! The only judge on-a Strictly Come Dancing who still says-a some nice things about-a de celebrity dancers.
I just-a love Broadway youth, it's-a beautiful-bouncing-baby-of-a web page!
Magnificent! Ten points!
Craig, he give it 2, but don-a listen to him! He put-a de sour milk on his-a corn flakes this morning by mistake, he got-a de right hump!

I'm-a here to tell you all de fabulous things that are going on this week at-a Broadway Baptist church for de beautiful young people just like you. Even for de ugly ones, they don-a discriminate! Good news I think.

But first, here's-a me in an orange shirt:"




"You like it?
Of course you do, is so fiery and passionate!
I get quite agitated by it.
Anyway,
heres-a de things on-a this week:

On-a Wednesday is Free* Cafe', 3.30pm to-a 5pm, for-a school years 6 to 13. Come along an-a play some-a table football, some-a gamecube, have-a some hot chocolate, is very good actually. Beautiful hands!
Mingle is making the bible video for-a dis week. Is on adultery, so it's-a worth coming along just to see what he comes up with for that.

Friday is-a Youth Alpha, 7.30pm - 9.30pm, for-a school years 7 to-a 11. This week they gonna look at what happens when-a Moses he have a go at Pharaoh. More information will be right here later in the week. And they gonna have-a some fun too (if there's time - wink wink). Entrance is via de back door.

Sunday morning is-a very special time at-a de church. Two fabulous wonderful people are gonna get-a de baptized. This is so much a special thing for Christians. Click here for a very good explanation of what it is and what it means written by a church in America. It's a very big place America, over the sea. I been there. Anyway, everybody is welcome to the baptism so come along and see 'what is it all about?' There's a very special-a musicians playing too, so is worth to come along just for de free concert, I think. 10.30 -12pm.

All-a these events are at the Broadway Baptist Church in Chesham, Bucks, UK. But don-a forget Solid Rock in room A7 on Thursday at Chesham Park school and TGIF in H5 on Friday at-a de Chesham High School. Both will be-a looking at the bible, but anyone is welcome to come along.

Now this week I wanna see you really attack the routine!
No more of this 'silky Marmite'. I wanna see spikey Bovril.
SPIKEY! Make a spikey face darling.



Yes, is very good."








(Broadway Youth would like to apolergize to all italian people everywhere. Your country has the best shape of them all and we still use some of the roads you left here, so thanks for those.)