"Hey everybody over in Ing-er-land and all you beautiful folks in sunny Chesh-Ham, Bucking-Ham-Shire. Say Hi to the all the nice people across the pond Junior!""Sure thing sir. Hi everybody. Do you have back combing where you live?"
"Of course they do son, they ain't savages.
Any-hoo, the family and me, we want to extend a good ol' fashioned welcome to everybody from
YOUTH ALPHA at Broadway Baptist Church over in sunny Chesh-Ham, Bucking-Ham-Shire. We got our selves some real good news for you guys. Ain't that right honey?"
"Sure is Hon'"
"Well don't by shy baby cakes, tell em' what it is!"
"Sorry Hon', the hairspray kinda made me a little light headed for a secon' ther'ah.
Y'all are in for a treat. Tonight Youth Alpha is back, 7.30PM TO 9.30PM down at lill' old BROADWAY BAPTIST CHURCH over in sunny Chesh-Ham, Bucking-Ham-Shire. And what betta way-ah to get started then with a big ol' tradional British CHOCOLATE FONDUE."
"Thas right. Bring along something to dip in the chocolate (not ya finger boy!). and DON'T BE LATE.
Ya'll have a good ol' time now. Say bye to the nice people Junior!"
"Yes sir. Bye everybody. Or as you British say,
'Cheerio old chap, TTFN.'."
"Junior! What have I told you about the indescriminate use of national stero types?"
"But Pa..."
"Go to your room!"
YOUTH ALPHA - BACK TONIGHT
CHOCOLATE FONDUE NIGHT
7.30 TO 9.30PM @ BROADWAY BAPTIST CHURCH
Mahbenjah's special note to any America readers:
"I'm so sorry!"
2 comments:
so ben, what have you been taking THIS time
Two Mocha Fraccachino's down t'Nerd with Ming, Ling and NEW Chesham Youth Work ALL STAR: Jenny.
I guess it was the caffine.....
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