Had a rough day in your educational establishment of choice?
Stuff those herbal remedies in the swing bin and try one of these ancient relaxation methods suggested by our expert*.
1. Eat your entire weekly quota of Tunnock’s Caramels in one sitting
2. Do a painting of a dog using only things you find in the kitchen cupboards like Marmite and Tip Top.
3. Get the bus to Amersham, take photos of all the public convinces there and build up the website you started yesterday
4. Challenge yourself to a game of mercy
5. Find out who was number 1 in the charts when you were born, Google for their contact details and write to them to let them know how your life has turned out so far. Give their song a rating out of 5 based on how accurately it reflects your life or personality
6. Rub some Deep Heat on an apple and watch to see if anything happens
7. Stand on your head for a bit
8. Try to beat yesterday’s bread eating PB. Come on, you can do it! Go! Go! Go!
9. Read two different translations of the same Psalm.
Click here
and here!
10. Find an old magazine or book and pencil in all the o’s
*Field of expertise is;
“which comics are worth borrowing from Chesham Library”.
Hey, it’s an import and recognised academic discipline!
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challenge yourself to a game of mercy, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i think ill try that, as soon as it becomes a sane thing to do!!!!!,
tht would have been more effective in caps wouldnt it
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